AN APE GOES TO COLLEGE
Release date: March 26th 2017
Sponsored by 1800WWW.COM
Plot | Cast | Crew | Download the movie | Orang-U at the IMdb
Dave Dwyer as Discount Dave
Discount Dave is a patron of the bar in the movie. This is Dwyer's
first movie role.
Heather Huntington-Stewart as Dean Gaffney
Dean Gaffney is the dean at Newtown College. Heather doesn't always
have an arrow in her neck.
Jacqui Denski as Professor Denski
Professor Denski is a law professor who owns a bar. We didn't have a
surname for the professor so we used Jacqui's surname.
Samantha Kniskern as James Peterson
James is the ape who goes to college. He's an Orang-U-tan. That's where
the name of the movie comes from. Also "U" is a way of saying
"University" -- this is clearer in the Finnish release of the movie,
which translates directly to "University of James". Thanks Finland.
Joe Benevento as Ghost
You may not see Joe in the movie because you didn't try hard enough.
Look again, he's there. Now go make a supercut of just Joe clips and
put that online, please.
Matt Lee as vanity cameo.
Yeah, Matt Lee is in his own movie. Blah blah blah. Edit him out,
Mikayla Bishop as June O'Connor
Hey look, it's Mikayla Bishop! June O'Connor is named after April
Wolfgang Schuler as Wolfgang O'Connor
Wolfgang is from Australia, but he lives in New Hampshire now. They
don't call him Jim Savage for nothing, because they don't call him that
at all. He plays June's father in the movie, and he's the bad guy.
Bailey Bishop Jr. as Les Roberts
Are you a rich kid from Seattle who owns an orangutan? Probably not,
which why you're reading this website instead of doing something else
with your life. But imagine if you were, you'd have a butler. Called
Les uses a secret proprietary technique in the movie to collect power.
Why not collect power yourself?
Geoff Van Wyck as Scott Peterson
Speaking of rich kids from Seattle with pet orangutans, check a load of
His hobbies include electronics, animal rights and the spirit world.
Will all of those make an appearance in the movie? Yes they will.
Ryan Dougherty as Mac Jr.
This JPEG is actual size. Ryan is a tiny man with no heart who likes to
do really bad things and collects spiders in a sack. Do not attempt to
Also, he co-wrote the movie, and is responsible for the acting in the
most memorable scene of the movie. Probably.
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